Shared Ascensions

Fall Session

In attendance:
Ascended Master HM2031, channeled by P. Rick
Jim, a pre-contact plains Indian, channeled by Mrs. Edith Wart
Setmut, an ancient Egyptian priest, channeled by Sunrider

Moderator: the Archangel Gabriel, channeled by Fubrics Short

Gabriel: Wow, what a crowd. Usually it’s just me trying to get through to these people. Can you feel the energy? It’s just about ready to burst out of this room. I’m very excited about us all being here.

HM2031: That would be our energy field straining at the subluminous orb of unknowing that surrounds this planet. Of course, we have already passed through this phase, but Humanity is still mired in the Here and Now.

Setmut: I think once the Astronauts of Antiquity return this energy will be commonplace. Think of the changes that will happen then!

Jim: Of course, these energies and astronauts are all just metaphors of Humanity’s inner evolution to understanding how we are all connected to the Earth Mother.

Setmut: The astronauts are real. Naturally people need to evolve to a new level of consciousness, but we have been there before. Or rather, some of us have been there before.

Jim: What are you saying?

Setmut: Well, not all civilizations have achieved the True Understanding. Modern Western Civilization in particular seems to have suffered from a blinkered…

Jim: Not just Modern Western Civilization.

Setmut: No, not just Modern Western Civilization.

HM2031: Gentlemen. Surely we all agree that humanity stands at the brink of a new era, and that we, as Ascended Masters, have an obligation to help our younger Brothers and Sisters make that leap into a New Consciousness.

Setmut: A leap that some of us have already made.

HM2031: Pardon?

Setmut: Both my colleague Jim and I were once humans. We, and many others, have already found The Way.

Jim: Is it a Way or a Method?

Setmut: It’s probably a bit more than either of the two.

HM2031: That’s why I used the word “leap”.

Jim: I don’t think “leap” is the right word either.

HM2031: I like the word leap. Leap describes perfectly the evolution that is needed. But maybe you’re not familiar with what I mean by ‘leap’. You are from this planet. You’ve been stuck here. But there’s a lot more going on than just this Earth.

Jim: You’re full of it, HM-whatever. What kind of interstellar crap are you going to pull out now? I hope it’s not the Photon Belt again, because that makes me sick.

HM2031: You can’t take the Photon Belt because it’s beyond your understanding.

Jim: I can’t take the Photon Belt because it’s bullshit.

Gabriel: Please, please. Let’s leave the photon belt and move on.

Setmut: No, I want to hear more about what you’re calling bullshit, Jim. Haven’t you heard it was delayed by a Supernova in the seventh dimension?

Jim: It wasn’t delayed. It never existed.

Gabriel: Can we leave the photon belt?

HM2031: You’re as ignorant as the other humans Jim. Even astronomers concede the existence of photon belt moving towards us.

Jim: You guys make up that crap to hide the fact you don’t know shit.

Gabriel: Please! Please. Let’s not get rancorous.

Setmut: Piss off Gay-briel. You’re so pretentious.

HM2031: I see you haven’t really moved that far ahead. I don’t think you’re ready for the coming Ascension.

Jim: You’re not ready for anything yourself, asshole.

HM2031: I’m leaving.

Gabriel: Guys!

Setmut: Good riddance.

Gabriel: Please!

Jim: Shut up.