The
year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough
air points. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all
sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have
laptop computers, and all things about how they make money.
Finally
Maureen brought up the subject of sex.
"'Just how do you guys do it?'"asks
Maureen.
"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian woman.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom, where the Martian
strips.
He's got a teeny, weeny member about 2 cm long and 1 cm thick.
"I
don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
"Well." she replies. "It's just not long enough
to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows
until it's quite impressively long.
"'Well," she says, "that's quite
impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he says and
starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider
until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, and they fell into bed and make mad, passionate
love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks Maureen, "Well, was it any good?"
"I
hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about
you?"
"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. All
she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my
ears."
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