Two
aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas
station.
They
approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader. "
Still no response.
Annoyed
by what he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude, Zathar drew his ray
gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace.
Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I
will be forced to fire upon you."
Caad
began to warn his comrade, "No, you must not anger him................",
but ...before he could finish his warning Zathar fired upon the gas pump.
There
was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where
they landed in a heap.
When
they finally regained consciousness (aliens have tough skin) Zathar turned to
Caad and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us.
How did you determine it to be so dangerous?"
Caad
answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my travels throughout
the galaxy, it is that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice
and then stick in his own ear, don't mess with him."
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