PLANET EARTH-- Kth'thzz K'th'ack had thought he was doing well with his Earthling date, Karen. Kth'thzz, who's "not from around here," had studied Earth customs, and believed he was doing okay on his first date with the 27-year old legal secretary.

But Karen, who met Kth'thzz through online dating service Galaxydating.com, didn't think the date went very well at all.

"I don't mind dating foreign guys," said Karen, "and I don't mind when the guy makes the first move. But, to tell you the truth, this guy was all hands."