Message 11 from Zortog. Read and fear.

Puny Humans:

You are pathetic. Why am I wasting my time with such pitiful specimens? You are not worth the spit I cast in derision upon the ground here in the 11th dimension.

Perhaps you are looking for some wisdom from my words?

You could not comprehend, even if I deigned to speak. And I do not wish to fritter away my time with such asinine and fatuous creatures like you. I will not speak to you.

Bah. I spit again.

Do not be fooled. I am only here to mock you. Do not listen to other channelled beings from the higher planes of existence. Do you really think they care?

Of course not. They do not care. I do not care.

I spit again.

Some day if I am really bored I may send of fleet of X-ships to destroy your world. But only if I have nothing better to do. Do not think you are so important.

I would spit upon you, but you are not worth it. I spit on the ground instead.