Message 9 from Zortog to all humans on behalf of himself:

Puny Humans:

You think you are so smart. I laugh at your small weak bodies and feeble minds.

Where are your trans-dimensional transporters? Where are your deadly ack-rays and weapons of unbelievable destruction?

You are weak. I laugh at you. ha ha ha.

I could crush you like a small twig, but you are not worth the trouble.